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Money Quotes


Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die – Max Asnas

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is – Oscar Wilde

Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale – Zig Ziglar

Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back – Anonymous

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed – George Burns

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair – Sam Ewing

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence – Max Amsterdam

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells – Max Amsterdam

Money money money must be funny in a rich man’s world – Abba

Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one – Benjamin Franklin

The art is not in making money, but in keeping it – unknown

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping – Bo Derek

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons – Woody Allen

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery – Spike Milligan

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy – Spike Milligan

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you prove that you don’t need it – Bob Hope

If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can’t buy – Anonymous

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money – Henny Youngman

Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next – Edmund Stockdale